Form BRS-Pricing-A
Clearance Levels
Standard clearance is provided to all citizens at no cost. Premium clearance unlocks extended drill durations and audio compliance briefings.
Standard Clearance
Free
— forever, no card required
- ✓2 boredom drills per day
- ✓Three-color pressure-sensitive canvas
- ✓Real geocoded 1-mile walking loop
- ✓Written HR memorandum with timed waypoints
- ✓Static map artifact card
- ✓Public share links
Recommended
Premium Clearance
$2.99
— one-time, lifetime access
- ★Unlimited drills, forever
- ★Audio briefing in corporate Onyx voice (earbuds-ready)
- ★Extended 2- and 3-mile routes
- ★GPX export to your phone's maps app
- ★Walk completion history & Boredom Portfolio
- ★Priority bureaucratic processing
Frequently Filed Inquiries
Is the walk real?
Yes. Real coordinates, real streets, real bus stops. Walk it or do not.
Why is it $2.99 and not a subscription?
Per Section 1.1, recurring billing produces non-optimal aimlessness. One-time fee, lifetime access.
What does the audio briefing sound like?
A man named Onyx reading you a corporate memo at 0.95x speed. Headphones recommended.
Refunds?
If the drill produces insufficient boredom, contact the bureau. We will issue a more boring one.